Pick it up
Find a corner
Bite in

Watch some spill out
Complain because your first bite was only skin and potato
Take another bite
Chew, swallow, pause and add pepper
Then bite another corner

Watch half spill out
Complain again that the meat doesn’t have enough bone
Reach the mango and sigh…cause it’s the best part

Pause for a bit
Take a drink
(Red solo if you have it)

Wipe your hands
Pick back up the roti
And dig in until all that’s left is two pieces of bone and some dried mango seed

That’s how you eat a roti